We all like a sing song at Christmas, but here is a new tune for your repertoire, Have a very Merry Christmas.
Just slip a toyboy under the tree
Been an awful good girl
So hurry down the chimney tonight
With eyes that make my tummy flip, too
I’ll wait up for him, dear
So hurry down the chimney tonight
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Think of all the fun I’ve missed
Think of all the toyboys that I haven’t kissed
Next year life could be just as good
If you’ll check out my Christmas list
I want him hot and really that’s not
Been an angel all year
So hurry down the chimney tonight
One little thing I really need
When my friends see he’s mine
So hurry down the chimney tonight
He has to write real words in texts
And sign an ‘x’ on the line
And hurry down the chimney tonight
He can trim my Christmas tree
If his wit outshine the goods at Tiffany’s
I really do believe in you
Let´s see if you believe in me
Forgot to mention one little thing
(Yes, he picks up the phone…)
So hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
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Thursday, 6 September 2018